If you unfocus your eyes this page becomes a 3d image of a blurry 2d page

We live in a world with the area of 197 million square miles which contains over 1.5 million species that we know of. One of those, our own, contains 6.8 billion members, each with their own completely unique and fascinating story. Our solar system has a 3 billion mile radius and is just a tiny spec in the Milky Way which is nothing to the universe, in which we have no idea of its size. We understand very little about matter at its most fundamental level, and everything you have ever interacted with in life is still largely unknown and indescribable. We are drowning in a foam of events that are infinitely occuring by causality chains weaving themselves through every aspect of our existence. The meaning of life is to be perpetually astounded — staggeringly amazed.

And yell at you with my voice and mouth.

Always remember there’s two sides to a story.  There’s often even more, like if the story is about a cube.

But sometimes it’s fun to drink more than you can swallow.

Even if the only thing that becomes of us is the knowledge that people like you exist, then I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

If you think about it harder than you should, a “dry spell” has a pretty disgusting connotation.

When there’s absolutely no hope in delivering good news along with the bad news you bring, tell them the bad news while you tickle them.

If my tolerance to idiocy drops in the slightest I’m going to have trouble maintaining our friendship.

Regardless of how awesome it sounds, I implore you not to use your new underwater camera to see what Coke looks like from the inside.

Maybe it’s just a generational thing, but the 90’s kicked this decade’s ass.