Aleatorics » Random Unnecessaries

I will hit you in the face with my hand and fingers

Aleatorical — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:31:03 +0000

And yell at you with my voice and mouth.

Aleatorical — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:54:34 +0000

Always remember there’s two sides to a story. There’s often even more, like if the story is about a cube.

Aleatorical — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:30:15 +0000

But sometimes it’s fun to drink more than you can swallow.

Aleatorical — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:55:43 +0000

If you think about it harder than you should, a “dry spell” has a pretty disgusting connotation.

Aleatorical — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:24:53 +0000

If my tolerance to idiocy drops in the slightest I’m going to have trouble maintaining our friendship.

Aleatorical — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:08:40 +0000

Regardless of how awesome it sounds, I implore you not to use your new underwater camera to see what Coke looks like from the inside.

Aleatorical — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:00:01 +0000

Maybe it’s just a generational thing, but the 90’s kicked this decade’s ass.

Aleatorical — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:48:45 +0000

I’ll concede that Barney plays well with children only if you admit that, in general, it’s a bad idea to teach your kids to play with dinosaurs.

Aleatorical — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:23:38 +0000

People probably wouldn’t hate you as much if you were prettier.

Aleatorical — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 09:01:14 +0000

It’s not that I think you’re boring or anything, it’s just that your personality was designed by a minimalist.