Archive for the ‘Random Unnecessaries’ Category

Think Different… Well, Try Not To Think At All

It’s not that I think that Macs aren’t good computers, I just think their users aren’t good people.

Roll Hard Roll Deep

“Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips.”  -Kanye West

Like a glove

You’re as cold as ice

Despite the occassional frostbite or death by exposure, I generally like the frigid cold; it reminds me of my ex.

Maybe We Should Look Into A Singleton Warming

Both as a hippie and as a programmer, I am very uncomfortable with Global Warming.

Humanity, Oh The

It’s no secret that when you trap something it will try anything it can to escape.  The Germans once tried to trap hydrogen in a Zeppelin.

And here is how you buckle a seatbelt

I’m sorry ma’am, but in case of an emergency water landing I’ll be using your fat ass as a floatation device.  And a snack.

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