Aleatorics

Transitory meaning of life

Aleatorical — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:34:14 +0000

We live in a world with the area of 197 million square miles which contains over 1.5 million species that we know of. One of those, our own, contains 6.8 billion members, each with their own completely unique and fascinating story. Our solar system has a 3 billion mile radius and is just a tiny spec in the Milky Way which is nothing to the universe, in which we have no idea of its size. We understand very little about matter at its most fundamental level, and everything you have ever interacted with in life is still largely unknown and indescribable. We are drowning in a foam of events that are infinitely occuring by causality chains weaving themselves through every aspect of our existence. The meaning of life is to be perpetually astounded — staggeringly amazed.

I will hit you in the face with my hand and fingers

Aleatorical — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:31:03 +0000

And yell at you with my voice and mouth.

So then HE said…

Aleatorical — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:54:34 +0000

Always remember there’s two sides to a story. There’s often even more, like if the story is about a cube.

Never bite off more than you can chew

Aleatorical — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:30:15 +0000

But sometimes it’s fun to drink more than you can swallow.

Thanks ladyface

Aleatorical — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:02:43 +0000

Even if the only thing that becomes of us is the knowledge that people like you exist, then I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Sexual Idioms Are Gross

Aleatorical — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:55:43 +0000

If you think about it harder than you should, a “dry spell” has a pretty disgusting connotation.

So your dog got caught in the wheat thresher

Aleatorical — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:15:04 +0000

When there’s absolutely no hope in delivering good news along with the bad news you bring, tell them the bad news while you tickle them.

My pain threshold is unnervingly high for you

Aleatorical — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:24:53 +0000

If my tolerance to idiocy drops in the slightest I’m going to have trouble maintaining our friendship.

Sometimes I recommend using common sense

Aleatorical — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:08:40 +0000

Regardless of how awesome it sounds, I implore you not to use your new underwater camera to see what Coke looks like from the inside.

So I’m Getting Old

Aleatorical — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:00:01 +0000

Maybe it’s just a generational thing, but the 90’s kicked this decade’s ass.